I entered the Paris McDonald's through the back door

Name: Paris McDonald
Occupation: Being famous
Favorite McDonald's Menu Item: The Whopper (shhh! Don't tell her that's only at Burger King)

Egghead McMuffin

Name: E=McDonald's
Occupation: Theoretical Burger Chef
Favorite McDonald's Menu Item: Chicken McNuggets

Yes we CAN... has Cheezeburger

Name: Barack McDonald
Occupation: President of McDonald's
Favorite McDonald's Menu Item: The McRib

Adolf McHitler

"Ich möchte ein Hamburger!"
Favorite McDonald's Menu Item: Happy Meal

Megan McFox

Favorite McDonald's Menu Item: One French Fry